Entertainment can take away from time with God
Contributions are tax deductible but interest on credit cards is not
(It's almost as if God had a hand in the Tax Code)
Spilled paint does not come out of carpet
Every time I ask God for patience, I end up driving behind someone going slow when I'm running late for work
TIVO is the best invention ever(next to air conditioning)
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Hey, I resemble those remarks about paint and carpet...I love ya any way. :-}
TiVo would be useless without television, and television would be pointless without... FOOTBALL!!!!!
Down!... Set!... Hut Hut!!
A better invention? Paint-proof rugs!! [ducks and runs]
:)
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