Monday, August 01, 2005

Random thoughts

Entertainment can take away from time with God

Contributions are tax deductible but interest on credit cards is not
(It's almost as if God had a hand in the Tax Code)

Spilled paint does not come out of carpet

Every time I ask God for patience, I end up driving behind someone going slow when I'm running late for work

TIVO is the best invention ever(next to air conditioning)


Knittin' Woman said...

Hey, I resemble those remarks about paint and carpet...I love ya any way. :-}

ftwskies said...

TiVo would be useless without television, and television would be pointless without... FOOTBALL!!!!!

Down!... Set!... Hut Hut!!

A better invention? Paint-proof rugs!! [ducks and runs]